Jack's Comedy House

Fedup Of Winter!

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:49:28 +0000

This is one for the french understanding people, it’s one of the great talents that come out of the Canadian Province Quebec. From the group of Tetes A Claques, here come another hilarious episode.

It really states what the people of Canada & especially here in Quebec are thinking about this year’s winter so Enjoy!……

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Baby Bruce

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:07:44 +0000

I love it when you can catch a great hilarious moment on film of a child,especially if it one of your own. you can always show him when he gets older etc..This is one of those great moment caught on film, so please take a look..& Enjoy.

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The Blind Kung Fu Master!

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:01:39 +0000

This is one funny skit for Mad TV. Over the years I found that Fox’s Mad TV had much funnier skits compare to NBC Saturday Night Live. Let me know what you think, Enjoy!…

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Sarcastic Comedy

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:55:54 +0000

I find it hilarious when someone points out how ridiculous people can be, like this parody on a commercial for a New Microsoft product. I tell you that advancement in the new world is really send civilisation to the crapper, they are really having a hard time coming up with something innovative. Anyway have a Laugh with this. Enjoy!

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I love Parody Skits

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:21:14 +0000

I love when parody skits does a good job on the original, one of my favorites are the ones about the original Star Trek series. Here is one that you will definitely enjoy, by the comedian Kevin Pollak.

So Please enjoy!

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The Japanese Know How To Laugh

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:00:02 +0000

I always wonder about the differences in TV censorship around the world & what they can get away with showing on TV. Here are some hilarious pranks by some Japanese TV show, I can’t get enough so please enjoy a great laugh.

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When it’s Looks To Good To Be True!

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:30:35 +0000

I love a good practical joke especially when it’s in good fun. Here are two that I found, just remember what you see here it’s a lesson that really states when something is too good to be true be alert.

So Enjoy!

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The Language Barrier

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:00:53 +0000

This is a dutch commercial that makes me think sometimes what sounds good as a tune might not be so good in it’s true translation. How many people must have gone threw this? Take a look and have yourself a laugh. Enjoy!

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Merry Christmas Santa

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:31:48 +0000

Here is a good old cheer to Santa! So please everyone enjoy.

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Wise Guy Parody

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:15:02 +0000

This is a wise guy parody from Casio with Burt & Ernie that was sent to me, very funny so please enjoy!

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Sam Kinison

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:55:53 +0000

Here is one of my favorite comedians the late Sam Kinison, if he had a longer life people would have seen his greatness. Enjoy!

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Bathroom Break

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:41:45 +0000

This is another great practical joke, someone really has to have nerve to do this. Enjoy

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Taking a Leak!

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:35:21 +0000

This is a great practical joke in where you have to have balls to try it out on strangers. Some hilarious stuff, take a look! & Enjoy.

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Italian Vs Europe

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:55:47 +0000

This was sent to me by one of my close friends & it’s hilarious, I love seeing a great imagination at work! Enjoy.

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Money Jar

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 00:31:53 +0000

This is what I say is the best way to fill up the Money Jar! This is a great commercial, Enjoy!

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Poker Night 2006 Part 2

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:41:41 +0000

This is part 2 to my poker night where a bit more drink is beginning to show as we start getting into the night.

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The Real Version

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:25:43 +0000

After all the years while growing up I always wondered what it would look like if Elmer Fud got bugs! Someone finally made my wish by getting that rabbit! This is how it should have been from the beginning! Here are a couple of different language versions. Everyone enjoy!

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Poker Night 2006 Part 1

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:44:11 +0000

I decide to add some personal videos of myself even though I may act like a fool, If one cannot laugh at oneself then he has no business laughing at others!

I particularly laugh at this great night I had with my friends. It shows what happens after you begin to drink & relax, it’s a 3 part-er so I’ll place then here one by one. Please feel free to add your comments. Enjoy!

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Two Wishes

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:33:18 +0000

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?”

“I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says “I’ll have a beer,”

The ostrich says “I’ll have the same.”

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the bartender.

“Well, it’s close to last orders, so I’ll have a large Scotch” says the man.

“Same for me” says the ostrich.

“That will be $7.20″ says the bartender.

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can’t hold back his curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the bartender. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right! Whether it’s a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.

“That’s fantastic!” says the bartender. “You are a genius! Oh, one other thing sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The man replies, “Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs.”

Idiotic Sign

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:07:26 +0000

The guy that created this sign much have been the city council idiot!

Douch Bottle

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:32:56 +0000

I Love stuff that is made with a low budget but is great in production. Here is a parody commercial that I found by accident it’s better than most high budget stuff on TV. Enjoy!

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Microsoft’s Board of Directors

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:23:09 +0000

Microsoft’s real board of directors!

Threesome

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:15:09 +0000

Here is a funny picture that I found, and people say that humans are the only ones with imagination!

The Rouse

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:52:03 +0000

Here is another great practical joke that I found, that teaches beware of something that looks too inviting because you might end up regretting it!

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The Singing Bull Frog

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:20:17 +0000

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, “If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?” The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which begins to sing along with the rat’s music.

While the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000 for the bullfrog. “Sorry,” the man replies, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger increases the offer to $250,000 cash up front. “No,” he insists, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

“Are you insane?” the bartender demanded. “That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!”

“Don’t worry about it.” the man answered. “The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat’s a ventriloquist.”

Japanese Pratical Jokes

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:31:41 +0000

I love practical jokes when it’s done in a safe fun manner, I tell you the Japanese have a great sense of humor. I leave you this video showcasing some great reactions to some good practical jokes. Enjoy!

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Practical Joke

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:35:47 +0000

This is one of the best practical jokes I have every seen. It get’s to show you what can happen under pressure with most people. Hilarious so Enjoy!

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Priceless

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:18:08 +0000

This is something that is hilarious when your not the one that it happens too, a take on a MasterCard commercial. Enjoy!

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Bill & Steve

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:09:40 +0000

Here is a hilarious animation bit on Bill Gates Vs Steve Jobs, it sure brings back great old memories. So Enjoy!

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Tonight Show

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:54:42 +0000

Here is one part of the tonight show that’s very funny, it shows how people fall into a funny moment etc…Enjoy!

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George Carlin

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:53:41 +0000

Here is another one of the great comedians, George Carlin on the ten commandments. Enjoy!

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THE WORLD’S GREATEST IDIOTS

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:17:37 +0000

Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with “Please turn over” written on both sides.

* * *

An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he’s back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, “I think I know where I’m going wrong” he tells the dealer,
“I think I’m planting them too deep.”

* * *

Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.

* * *

Did you here about the idiot who won the ‘Tour De France’?
He did a lap of Honour!

* * *

Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!

The Executioner

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:15:08 +0000

A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.

He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there’s a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it’s Texas he’s sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he’s sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

“Well” says the man, “is that your packed lunch over there?” “Yes” answers the executioner. “Can I have that green banana?”

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he’s eaten it. When the man’s finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can’t believe it.

“Can I go?” the man asks. “I suppose so” says the executioner, “that’s never happened before.”

The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The bloke is again sat in the chair. “What is your final wish?” asks the executioner. “Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?” says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the
chair. The executioner can’t believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

“What’s your final wish ?” asks the executioner. “Well” says the man, “Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?” The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

“I give up” says the executioner, “I don’t understand how you
can still be alive after all that?”. He stroked his chin. “It’s something to do with that green banana isn’t it” he asked.

Nahh” said the bloke,

“I’m just a really bad conductor”

THE DRINKS ARE ON ME

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:07:38 +0000

This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, “A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you’re at it, have one yourself.”

“Well thank you sir,” says the barman and proceeds to pour everyone their drinks.

Moments later the guy shouts, “Another whisky for me, and the same again for everyone else.”

The bartender looks a little worried now and says, “Excuse me sir, but don’t you think you should pay me for that last round first?”

The guy slurs, “I can’t. I don’t have any money.” With this the bartender flies into a rage and literally throws the guy out of the bar.

About twenty minutes later though the guy staggers back in and shouts out, “A double whisky for me, and a drink for all my friends.”

“I suppose you’ll be offering me a drink too?” the barman asks, marvelling at the guy’s nerve.

“Not likely,” slurs the guy, “you get nasty when you’ve had a drink!”

An Englishman, An Irishman & A Scotsman

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:03:19 +0000

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.

The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away.

The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer.

The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drinking saying, “Come on you little git, spit it out!”

Three Nuns

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:39:48 +0000

Here is a joke: Enjoy!

There were three nuns in the church, two were crying and one was laughing. The priest walked up to a crying one and asked “why are you crying?” The nun said I killed someone ,the priest said go and drink from the holy water! So the he went up to the second crying nun and asked why are you crying? She said ”I stole a car!” and he told her to go and drink from the holy water too. Then he went up to the laughing nun and asked why are u laughing? She said “I peed in the holy water”.

Lisa Lampanelli

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:00:10 +0000

Here is another comedian that I enjoyed, she is one that says it like it is. So if you can’t take ronchy this is not for you and if you like ronchy then ejoy.

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Pablo Francisco

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:31:48 +0000

Here is a great skit, The preview man! Enjoy

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Technical Support

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:16:44 +0000

Here is one that I can really relate too since I have been in the computer world for over 25 years. Enjoy!

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Baby Humor

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:00:58 +0000

Ever wonder what a baby thinks is funny, well here it is!…

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British Comedy

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:41:29 +0000

Here is one that I found that is of British comedy but does reflects what is going on around the world in customer support. I myself have witness something similar in the computer customer service call. So take a look and enjoy, any feedback is welcomed and encouraged.

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Hello world!

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Jack’s Comedy House. Where I will be posting everything I think is funny, being videos, pictues or jokes all that is funny will be posted.