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Archive for August, 2007

Bathroom Break

This is another great practical joke, someone really has to have nerve to do this. Enjoy

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Taking a Leak!

This is a great practical joke in where you have to have balls to try it out on strangers. Some hilarious stuff, take a look! & Enjoy.

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Italian Vs Europe

This was sent to me by one of my close friends & it’s hilarious, I love seeing a great imagination at work! Enjoy.

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Money Jar

This is what I say is the best way to fill up the Money Jar! This is a great commercial, Enjoy!

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Poker Night 2006 Part 2

This is part 2 to my poker night where a bit more drink is beginning to show as we start getting into the night.

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The Real Version

After all the years while growing up I always wondered what it would look like if Elmer Fud got bugs! Someone finally made my wish by getting that rabbit! This is how it should have been from the beginning! Here are a couple of different language versions. Everyone enjoy!

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Poker Night 2006 Part 1

 I decide to add some personal videos of myself even though I may act like a fool, If one cannot laugh at oneself then he has no business laughing at others!

I particularly laugh at this great night I had with my friends. It shows what happens after you begin to drink & relax, it’s a 3 part-er so I’ll place then here one by one. Please feel free to add your comments. Enjoy!

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Two Wishes

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?”

“I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says “I’ll have a beer,”

The ostrich says “I’ll have the same.”

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the bartender.

“Well, it’s close to last orders, so I’ll have a large Scotch” says the man.

“Same for me” says the ostrich.

“That will be $7.20″ says the bartender.

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can’t hold back his curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the bartender. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right! Whether it’s a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.

“That’s fantastic!” says the bartender. “You are a genius! Oh, one other thing sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The man replies, “Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs.”
 

 

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Idiotic Sign

The guy that created this sign much have been the city council idiot!

Idiotic sign

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Douch Bottle

I Love stuff that is made with a low budget but is great in production. Here is a parody commercial that I found by accident it’s better than most high budget stuff on TV. Enjoy!

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Microsoft’s Board of Directors

Microsoft’s real board of directors!

Microsoft Windows

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Threesome

Here is a funny picture that I found, and people say that humans are the only ones with imagination!

Threesome

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The Rouse

Here is another great practical joke that I found, that teaches beware of something that looks too inviting because you might end up regretting it!

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The Singing Bull Frog

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, “If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?” The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which begins to sing along with the rat’s music.

While the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000 for the bullfrog. “Sorry,” the man replies, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger increases the offer to $250,000 cash up front. “No,” he insists, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

“Are you insane?” the bartender demanded. “That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!”

“Don’t worry about it.” the man answered. “The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat’s a ventriloquist.”

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Japanese Pratical Jokes

I love practical jokes when it’s done in a safe fun manner, I tell you the Japanese have a great sense of humor. I leave you this video showcasing some great reactions to some good practical jokes. Enjoy!

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Practical Joke

This is one of the best practical jokes I have every seen. It get’s to show you what can happen under pressure with most people. Hilarious so Enjoy!

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Priceless

This is something that is hilarious when your not the one that it happens too, a take on a MasterCard commercial. Enjoy!

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Bill & Steve

Here is a hilarious animation bit on Bill Gates Vs Steve Jobs, it sure brings back great old memories. So Enjoy!

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